Ostentatious Verbosity

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karkat/aradia/tavros/sollux/nepeta/kanaya/terezi/vriska/equius/gamzee/eridan/feferi

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YOU CAN’T LANDSCAPE THE MILES

• uu: FEMALES ARE NOT BIOLOGICALLY EQUIPPED TO BEHAVE REASONABLY. AS PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT. BY EMPIRICAL ASSERTION.
• uu: THEY ARE VERY SHRILL AND INSANE AND DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THEIR EMOTIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND THEIR FEELINGS NEVER SHUT UP.
• uu: AND WORST OF ALL. GIRLS ARE VERY TRENCHANT TOWARD BOYS WHO WOULD KINDLY INFORM THEM OF THE WAY REALITY FUCKING WORKS.
• uu: TALK ABOUT UNGRATEFUL. NO. THERE IS NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO BE GAINED. FROM CHATTING UP THE BITCHES.

All of Homestuck in 3 easy paragraphs.

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Quality.

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ITS BETTER THIS WAY FOR PAPER JAM MITUNA. 

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God Tier is srs business ok

• Name: Alex (Axel)
• Age: 25
• Title: Knight of Mind
• Prospit or Derse dreamer: Prospit
• Planet: Land of Fjords and Constance
• Strife Specibus: Machetekind
• Prototyping: My dog Cookie

Davos. Davros. Tavros.

jotakuanoctenta:

So what do I do instead of sleep?  Draw Terezi.

OV Confessions

Miss Terezi

You make

my kokoro

go

doki doki.

That is all.

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Jux: Attention Homestuck Fans! Have a great time at Otakon? Interested in...

juxi:

Attention Homestuck Fans!

Have a great time at Otakon? Interested in hanging out with more MSPA fans outside of a con setting? Willing to travel to Philadelphia?

I have just the MSPA Meetup Group for you!

PHILLYSTUCK!

We’re a Philadelphia-based group for MSPA fans that was founded after…

Reblogging because I’m in Phillystuck too, though I skipped Otakon.

You can totally fear me though, if you want.

I like pie, I like cake

I like everything you bake

I love your crackers too, crumbled up in chicken stew

When I see your jelly roll, how I lose my self-control

But of all these things I like you best of all.

-“I Like Pie, I Like Cake”, The Four Clefs

The only other time I’ve seen the name spelled “Meenah”:

Is my dog’s name:

She’s WIDDLE.

Your shit is wrecked.

Seems like the Legends of the Hidden TempleStuck idea is taking off, somewhat after I abandoned it due to lack of interest. Does this need to make a comeback? I still have the original plans for the rest of the teams, I was thinking of making a sort of comic about it.