Ostentatious Verbosity

I am watching Men in Black: The Series

“Back in black.”

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GPOY

(via st0ner-c0mics)

I am listening to The Mills Brothers

“The fellas she can’t get are the fellas that she ain’t met…”

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Haven’t gotten a good Ask in awhile. If you’re feeling bored, why not throw one my way?

METHCRAFT

I am watching The Legend of Korra

“Aww yiss.”

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I am watching Bob’s Burgers

“”I’ve embraced it! We ARE the anus restaurant! ANUS! ANUS!””

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I am watching Bob’s Burgers

“”Why do your feet smell like chili?” “Because I don’t wash.” “Do you season?””

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I am listening to Jimmy Witherspoon

“Wine is fine, but give me lots of beer.”

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wilwheaton:

Q. F. T.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

I am watching Bob’s Burgers

“Goonies episode? Yes please.”

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If Minecraft looked like this, I probably wouldn’t play it as much.

I like pie, I like cake

I like everything you bake

I love your crackers too, crumbled up in chicken stew

When I see your jelly roll, how I lose my self-control

But of all these things I like you best of all.

-“I Like Pie, I Like Cake”, The Four Clefs

The Endermen have the phone box.

I am excite.